It's morning shit time, and I'm so glad you're joining me. First I show off my hairy pussy to you, don't you just love it? Then I flip around, doggy style, you can see my dirty soles and toes as I release a big shit onto a plate. This one had been held a bit, so a lot of the mass was at the start of the shit. You see it expand my little hole and then burst out onto a plate, perfect for you to eat. I ask you what you want to do with it, and take you through a gentle and short description of eating the shit.