Most of the time, I know when a poo is going to be really big and nasty. Sometimes, though, the best ones just sneak up on you, pushing themselves out before you even have time to get ready!

I just had one of those dirty surprise shits, and I wanted to show you because I know how much you love the really big, stinky ones. I open the toilet lid to reveal a single massive, multicolored turd – it has to be almost a foot long! I talk about how I just had to run to the toilet, barely making it in time – how it felt as the thick turd stretched my ass while it just kept on sliding out. I can’t resist reaching my bare hands into the toilet, moving the poo around to try to get it to clog the toilet. I flush and the long shit swirls around and breaks apart – the stink filling the room as it finally goes down the drain, leaving the bottom of the toilet all stained with my nasty poo streaks.