My shits are always bigger when I’m on my period - this time, though, I’ve been SO constipated! I just knew when the urge hit me that this was the time, so I grabbed my camera to show it off - even I didn’t expect it to be this big, though!

I bend over and squat on the bathroom floor, holding my cheeks apart so you can see as a long, solid shit comes out - it has to be at least a foot long! Once it’s finally out, I turn around and squat over it - breathing heavily while I talk about how good it feels and move the camera around, showing you all the angles and textures! It’s soooooo smelly - like garlic, but much, much dirtier. In fact, it’s so stinky I decide I need to save a piece of it - you get to watch as I pick through it with my bare hands, my tampon strings dangling from my hairy pussy, getting them all filthy as I select the firmest, stinkiest piece to put in my bag to ship to a fan.