I hop onto the toilet to chat with you, naked and feeling like I'm gonna burst! I talk about my period and how it makes me need to poop so bad sometimes and how my farts have been really smelly today, especially in the shower earlier. I stop for a moment to rip a big one! As I describe the smell of my gas more, I realize it's now or never for the pooping, even though the cleaning staff is right outside vacuuming the carpet, making this noisier and way less private than I'd like. Oh well! I turn around on the toilet and poop from there right onto the floor. You can see the long turds fall and smear onto the seat a bit. I wipe and sho wthe paper then show off the lovely swirled logs of poop on the ground that I'll be packing up and shipping!