I've been cooking something special for a lucky fan, and it's almost ready to come out! After telling you all the ingredients I've been eating, I assume the position and push out a lovely long shit that slinks out of my asshole like a snake. I then go to the kitchen and get to work breaking down the main ingredient with a fork. I start by spreading my creamy poop on the cookies and making cookie sandwiches. Then I get to the main dessert - the brownies. I bet you'd love to give them a taste!