These tickets are exclusive and they sell out INSTANTLY! I have to be on my laptop monitering it vigilantly or I won’t get to go!

When I start to feel like I’m going to need to shit, there’s nothing I can do. I’m a huge fan so I’m going to have to stay right here no matter what. I squirm and try to hold it in by sitting and squeezing and pushing with my fingers but the shit starts coming anyways!

I fill my grey blue boyshorts with thick dense big balls of shit but you better believe I’m the biggest fan of this group because I got the tickets :) I show off the mess that proves my dedication to seeing my favourite band live