After enjoying a nice dinner with you at a Japanese restaurant, I come home and immediately have to go to the bathroom. I haven’t seen you in so long it seems, I wanted you to keep me company and continue to talk with you while I going to the bathroom. My tummy was hurting, and I surprised myself with such a big poop that came out, I had to have you come over and look for yourself. I can’t wait to cuddle with you after I finish pooping.