I hop on the toilet this morning ready for a productive day. I take a nice relaxing hard stream of morning piss right into the bowl loudly and then realize I gotta poop as well. 

I show you front facing angles of me leaning over and pushing and then give you a profile view so you can see my ass and thighs flex as I strain to push out my constipated load. You can here it plop and practically feel my relief! 

I wipe and show you the messy paper, then I turn my body and show my asshole and make it wink for you!