I’ve just dropped my new girlfriend off at work, and have stopped off at my storage locker to move some stuff out of my car. As I get to work I’m suddenly overcome with the urgent need to poop.I grab a bin to use as an emergency toilet. I first take a much needed shit into the bin, give you a quick look, then turn back around and pee into my handy improvised toilet. After relieving myself, I get back to work. I’m delighted when I find a pack of baby wipes while clearing out my car, so now I can finally wipe my ass properly ;)