Thank you for all the soup guys!! I appreciate everyone who bought me soup off my wishtender since I've got a cold right now :P The cold medicine has made me super constipated. I haven't shit in over 4 days now and that isn't helping me feel better. Lentil soup and oatmeal and coffee and finally given me some movement. I sit on the toilet and chat to you about a bachelorette party weekend i went to a couple weeks ago. It was so fun! Might as well talk about something while I push and strain to get out huge lentil bean farts and slimey, dense turds. After nearly 20 minutes of pushing and straining and waiting, I am done and I wipe and show you the filthy greenish slimey shit stained toilet paper. I show you the poop in the toilet bowl and flush! I blow my nose into one of them too, I can't help it. Wish me well that I get better soon! I've got a weekend full of big Halloween parties to go to!