Today i give you an nice breakfast! The most importnat meal of the day ;)

First i let you worship my vegan leather pants while i fart and even tease you with them in the process. Then, I pee in a cup and shit on the chair. Lucky you, enjoying the show, aren't you? Then I take the poop from the chair, pull up my leather pants and begin to smear my leather ass with the shit so you can lick it clean!

Enjoy your leather pants platter for your breakfast, slave!