Youre my boyfriend and you just came to hang out with me with great news! I settle in with my blonde hair, comic book tshirt and plaid mini skirt. You've created a new technology in your work to help discover more abou thte digestive systems of women - a submarine and shrink suit. This is incredible but you are sad it can't be tested officially for years and years, so I agree to let you secretly use it on me as long as you are careful. I take you into my mouth and you see my teeth and throat as I open up and you enter me. I start to feel strange, with bubbles and an unsettled feeling inside my stomach. It makes me fart! I hope he doesn't know I farted from inside me, I never have done that in front of him :/ how akward. He gave me a pill to take so I don't have to go to the bathroom while he is inside me, for safety, so I suppose I should take that now. The pill makes the pain and discomfort worse! I'm so gassy and bloats! I get mad at him for risking my health for something he led me to believe was much safer. Once I burp I am fed up with the gas. Fuck him, I'm using the bathroom. I take a big wet soft shit into the toilet, my insides feel hot and I get sweaty but once I've pooped him out, I feel much better. Emotionally too! He was a crappy boyfriend and now he is exactly that, more literally. I call up my best friend after wiping my dirty ass and looking for pieces of him leftover. I tell her I dumped that loser! Get it?