I'm making a very special treat for a very special fan. First I lubricate the bowl with my pee, then I deliver the main ingredient. I describe the feast me and my friends enjoyed last night as I shit out a nice, long poop. I give you a good close-up look at the ingredients, then I turn around and poop a little more. Next I take the mixture into the kitchen and add a third ingredient, chewing up some cake and spitting it into the bowl. I break down the shit and mix the ingredients into a smooth, brown liquid, ready to be sent off in the mail.